Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Friday the 13th: Paris Hilton attacked me after car accident!?!?!? with avocados?!

This past Friday (the 13th), after some ROFLMAO-ing and some Fails (camera cracked, and cell phone almost died after falling), I was in a car accident! I wasn't driving, though... Some dude in a van hit us and it was weird, scary, and uncomfortable. After the whole information exchange, I looked to the right and what do I see? Paris Hilton. Yes. I could care less for her, but then she attacked!!
(You thought I was lying? Why would I lie!?!? There she is. Smiling. Little did I know I was about to get attacked!)

and by attack I mean laugh attack. I couldn't stop laughing like a hyena from the Lion King. Why? Well...because some perfume shop had not one, but two Paris Hilton stand-up cardboard cutouts.
( You see them? There's one on the right and one on the left. I don't know why they would need two, but I guess maybe they think she smells great. and that's weird.)

If you're wondering where that store is at...it's in Downtown (LA) somewhere. I forgot exactly where, but if I ever go back, I'll update this so you can go and maybe take a picture with them? and then you can laugh all the way back home. and maybe cry, after you realize that it was a waste a time.

and since this post is already random enough...have a picture of half an avocado.
(They're great. Is it a fruit? Vegetable? Whatever it is (probably fruit, since it has that annoying seed that looks like a rotten brain (like mine)) it always makes everything taste good.)

Do you like avocados? Do you like card-board cutouts? Do you have one?

Yep. I write about card-board cutouts and avocados. No wonder I never get invited to parties.

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