Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Back to schoo?! No way?! How to be cool and rad just in time because nobody cares.

I know a lot of people went back to school recently....and I didn't...so it made me remember how much of a mess I was in school.

Mostly all of my school memories are either, embarrassing or gone. I probably embarrassed myself in school more than I ever know...I think I embarrassed myself by just showing up.

(They might as well just give out a "Good Luck" certificate, no? Or maybe it's just me that wants one, then again, it is just paper so...eat dust, former school staff)

Also, I think the only "school" we (or I ) ever need was elementary school. Think about it....You learn how to spell your name, count, the abc's, recess, naps, and coloring. Then comes middle school, it's a waste of space, time, and energy. Nothing ever exciting ever happens in middle school, but you get lockers...so that obviously sucks. Then it is high school... Can be fun or dreadful! My highschool experience was a combination of both. Started off well, but then it all went downhill, quicker than a broken rollercoaster that eventually just stayed stuck in the middle and never went anywhere. Yep, I think most of my teachers were just there to talk amongst themselves. Actually, I probably had more interesting conversattions with my teachers, than people my age. I don't know, most of the time I was just thinking how funny it would be if the ceiling would fall on the teachers and squish them like pancakes. Cruel? Maybe, but it sure would have been a good viral video.

Oh, and P.E classes made me want to take off both of my legs and use them as boomerangs. P.E classes should be called Painfully Embarrassing class. Most of the teachers are cruel and probably not well.

and on college or university or whatever....that will never happen,... bloop

How was your whole school expereince? O.k? good? GREAT!?! or bad? Or maybe good and bad? If you would go back, what 3 tips would you give yourself?

 Bells suck. Always gave me a headache.... I wonder if any of my teachers are ever going to pop out in a commercial...or on Animal Planet

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