Monday, November 29, 2010

Santa Claus is Coming to Town.... Maybe not.

It seems like every radio station is currently playing Christmas tunes...Why? It's almost Christmas. If you didn't know that, I suggest you get a calendar.

Since I have nothing to do on Mondays, I decided to analyze a Christmas song. "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". I'm almost positive this song has a secret meaning behind it. What is Santa's secret? Watch the video to find out.  Or I'll tell you right now...he likes abusing people in violent ways. Just kidding....maybe.

Do you think Christmas songs are overplayed? I do. Me and the Grinch should hang out.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Bloated black Friday and Thanksgiving recap! WOAH!!!

Sorry for the title...I don't know why I added the "WOAH". I was bored? Probably.

So  like many of you know, Thanksgiving has come and gone. Where to? I don't know...Antarctica? and as I type this, many people are out shopping on this Black Friday. I'm not beacuase I'm bloated.

Take a look at this mess of a video and maybe you'll see why. Hint: Too much eating, yo.

Are you bloated after Thanksgiving? Going Black Friday shopping? Wear a helmet.

Later, dudes, dudettes, mom, dad, and gobblers.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Willow Smith- Whip My Hair- This song probably has lice.

Hello there, last week I "analyzed" some Kesha song. This week I analyze "Whip My Hair" by the daughter (I think) of the fresh prince of Bel Air. This song makes me want to plug my ears with cotton, but since some people liked my analyzation last week, I thought I'd do it again... because I have nothing else to do on Mondays.

Watch as I get to the bottom of this song's problems. It's kind of hairy.

Do you like this song?

Later dudes, dudettes, dogs, cats, leopards, father.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Orange juice glad I made this video?! Vlog University homework assignment!

I don't know if you know of iJustine, if you don't...why not? where have you been?

She has this online "school" (not really a school...just for fun) and she has other YouTubers submit their homework through a video response. This episode's assignment was for people to make something out of food or draw on food. I did both because I had too much time on my hands. I also compared apples to oranges. Watch me embarrass myself and make some orange juice in the video. It'll make you want to make your own and do monkey noises from excitement.

Do you like orange juice? I don't. Apple juice is better. I would have made some, but I don't know how.

Later, dudes, dudettes, and chihuahuas.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Nintendo loves me! Nintendo Club is where the party's at.

A few weeks ago, I got an e-mail saying that I was an "Elite status member" for the Nintendo Club Rewards! I don't know if you know this or not, but I am a pretty big Nintendo fan. I don't spend a lot of time playing video games, but for some reason, I always think I will finish a game. That doesn't always my friends inviting me somewhere...doesn't always happen....I'm kidding... kind of... dot dot dot.

 I knew what the prize was going to be, but boy was I surprised when the prize arrived! The mailman just left it outside like it was a piece of garbage (kind of rude), it could have been stolen, and the dog could have used it as something to play with. Good thing I decided to finally  go outside on that day and get some vitamin D... It was like getting an invitation to a Nintendo party.

Watch the video as I unbox this great piece of stuff and how excited I get about it.

Do you like Nintendo? If not...why? are you an evil person?

If you're not interested in Nintendo (you evil person), have a picture of a cat. Hopefully you don't dislike that either...  I'm kidding. :D

Monday, November 15, 2010

Kesha's "We R Who We R" - Analyzed...Is she a pirate?

Sometimes I wish I was a doctor, sometimes doctors make me feel better about my handwriting. That's not what this is about. Since I have nothing to do on Mondays, I decided to make- edit- and write this. What a fun filled Monday!

I analyzed Kesha's "We R who We R" because....I don't know.

Watch the video and you'll see what I recommend Kesha do.

Other things I recommend are: Learn how to use spell check before releasing a new song (R???), wear an eye patch, and use Hooked On Phonics.

That's all for this "Analyzing songs that I don't listen to because I have nothing to do on Mondays- Video."

Later, Dudes, Dudettes, and mom.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Greetings! Awkward handshakes and hugs.

That's right. It's time to go deep into my mind and talk about what occurs inside there.

Sometimes, whenever I meet someone or see someone I know, my mind plays tricks on me. I don't know how to greet someone. Should I give them a handshake? High five? Hug? Start doing the Hokey Pokey?

I usually go for a handshake... What about you?

I also made this little video to explain more and show you an example of what my mind makes me do.

Later. I hope you meet someone new tomorrow...or whenever you decide to leave the house. Good luck with that.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Got my California driver's license...and my mother makes me waffles?!?

This past Monday, I got my California driver's license. You know what that means? Me neither! but I'm a great driver (kind of) so don't be afraid if you're in California...really, don't. I may pretend driving is like a real life version of Mario Kart, minus the throwing of banana peels, turtle shells, chain chomps, and super mushroom, that last one sounds like something illegal... but everything will be fine.

I failed my first driving test, but I blame it on the tornado...I'm kidding, there was no tornado, I was just nervous.

Did you pass your driver's test the first time? Have you even taken it? And yes, it took me a while to get my license because...I'm pretty stupid. No, that's not it, I just never thought I was going to drive...yea, I don't know what I was thinking.

Also, in case you didn't know, I'm a video blogger (Vlogger) and decided to make this video of my emotional experience. Hope you watch it dudes and dudettees, if you don't, Hakuna Matata.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Fuzzie Wuzzie kitty and pumpkins. I'm sick.

Well I'm  sick. I hope you're doing better. I might have a cold, or swine flu. Just kidding about the swine flu...I had that last year...No I didn't.

So now I'm here feeling like a puffer fish trying to think of ways to entertain my sick self. There's nothing to do, so my day will probably not be a good my childhood. Just kidding... My childhood was fine. Now I will leave you with some random pictures, just in case you feel unsatisfied with this. Why would you!?!?!?!?

(Here's a picture I took of what it seems like a black cat giving birth to a pumpkin...or about three hundred of them... The things you'll find at grocery stores.)

( This is what I want to be wrapped up in...No, not the fuzzie wuzzie, but embarrassment. That lady and girl are probably ashamed to appear in a box of a "Snuggie" rip off. [It's probably  just as comfortable, though...] I'm sure the book they're reading doesn't even have words either.)

What do you do for yourself when you're sick? I would make myself some soup, but it's around 90 degrees today....Fail.