Tuesday, July 26, 2011

GOING TO VIDCON!!!

This week, I'll be attending VidCon! If you don't know what VidCon is, click HERE!!!

It's basically a gathering for video makers and fans on YouTube! Since I started making videos and fell in love with it, I'm going! There's only one thing I'm worried about... I'm going by mysels. WOMP WOMP.

So I decided to make a PRE-VidCon video and hopefully find friends... maybe.



SEE YOU LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

SOCIALLY AWKWARD!

I usually am a very silly person, but I'm also slightly awkward...

In the video below, I tell you a very deep, emotional, out of this world story, about my struggle with being socially awkward! I don't know why I'm awkward, but it's a love-hate relationship with it. What a shocker! And I also moo in this video, so if that doesn't convince you to watch it... you are a terrible person.



I might have exaggerated a bit... ;)

Are you awkward too or not at all?

BYEEEEEEEEE

Friday, July 15, 2011

HOW TO BE SEXY!!!

I know one thing like the back of a llama's head. That one thing is how to be sexy. That's right, I studied it... back in High School. Just kidding, high school was a disaster for me.

In the video below, I teach you how to be extremely sexy... in the most G rated, Disney way possible. You're welcome, these tips will come in handy someday.



I hope you realize I'm just kidding, I know nothing about being sexy. I don't even know how to tie my shoes...

LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 8, 2011

HAIRY SITUATION!

Hey friends. I hope you had a great fourth of July because I know I didn't.

Since I was extremely bloated and bored a few days ago, I made this. It's probably the shortest and weirdest video I've ever made, but it's a good one. At least that's what I told myself just now.

The video below contains raw emotions and raw voice over work. It's a tragedy. Enjoy.



Have you ever lost your voice? Why not?

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

HOW TO (Kinda) BE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN!

One of my many, amazing, and slightly embarrassing life goals, is to become a stand-up comedian. Or more like... was. I am probably too shy and timid to be one. So for now I'm sticking to making videos on the internet. I bet my parents are proud. Really, they are.

Below, is a video of me giving you tips on how to become a stand-up comic. I hope you really appreciate them because they don't make sense.



What did you want to be when you were a kid? And if you're a kid, what bed time stories do you like????

LATER! :D

Saturday, June 18, 2011

eHarmony Video Bio

So I'm guessing everyone and their mother has seen THIS video. If you haven't, it is a video where a lady is talking about how much she loves cat. It goes from being a "dating" video, to a really strange vlog about cat loving.

I pretty much laughed and did back flips after watching this video. I want to find this lady and give her a high-five and some cat food.

Since I also love cats, I decided to do a little spoof of this video. It's very emotional so be ready.



Do you love cats too?!?!?

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

CUTE SUMMER LOOKS!!!!!

So as you may know, summer is right around the corner. It's so close, I can see it with my non-existent binoculars. It's the time of the year when everyone grabs their floaties and hit the beach. Or if you're like me, have an occasional glass of Kool-Aid, sing some Little Mermaid songs, and make some mediocre videos.

In the video below, I give you three looks that you may or may not want to try this summer. They are very cute, affordable, and manly. What else could you want? I hope my looks inspire yours!



What are you doing for the summer??

Saturday, June 11, 2011

HOW TO BE A CAT!! MEOWWW!

Hi you. I feel like I've abandoned this blog, but no worries, I am back in black.
I haven't been feeling very hyper lately, which is weird for me, but I'm slowly getting back there again.

So one night I was wondering what it would be like to be a cat, so I thought I'd help you out. In the video below, I teach you how to look like a cat. I'm pretty sure you're going to want look like one, so this tutorial will be very helpful. I hope you try this look sometime. :)



Do you like cats?!!?!? MEOW

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

WHAT THE BUCK?!

I don't know if anyone reads this, but if you do, you probably know that I have recently fallen in love with MAKING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE! And Michael Buckley is having a series called "Buck Factor", where he presents smaller YouTube channels, gives them exposure, and then people can check them out. Well, since I make videos I thought I'd make an audition-like video and hopefully be featured!!! If not, I will cry a whole lot, I'll need to wear floaties for the rest of my life.

Below, is that video. It's a little different from my others, but I really like how it turned out. If you want to help me out, you can go to Buck Factor's page, post one of my videos, and "like" the post. :)



BYE!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Since my birthday has come and gone, faster than my crushed dreams of ever becoming an Animal Planet show host, I thought it would be a good idea to show you what I carry in my "bag". It's actually a backpack because I am not the purple teletubbie.

In the video below, I show you what a real man/grownup should carry at all times. You might have to fight crime or attend meetings, so we all have to be prepared. And I am prepared... at all times. You got it?

I hope this video changes your life. You're welcome.


What do you carry in your bag/backpack? COOL!!!

LATER!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

I'M A LATE BLOOMER! (MY BIRTHDAY!)

GUESS WHAT?! MY birthday is tomorrow!!! I'm doing backflips just thinking about it. I'm turning six! I'm kidding, I'm actually turning twenty years old. By looking at me, you'd probably think I was turning twelve.

Being nineteen years old was fun. It went by too quickly, but it was the year I came to love that I am a silly person. I can't help it, I am a big kid. Nineteen was also the year I decided to start vlogging (video blogging.) I made A LOT of silly videos and even met some big YouTubers!

Below, is a video I made highlighting some of my favorite videos and moments.



How old are you????????

BYE!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

MY ACCENT SUCKS!

If you've come in close contact with me or have watched any of my amazing YouTube videos, you probably know that I have an accent. It's a Spanish accent, I think. It's something that I didn't know I had until I started making videos. I'm pretty sure it's loud and clear, like many of my former high school teachers. I'm also pretty sure it's less noticable when I speak slower and when I actually try to enunciate my words. I should try that more often.

Below, is a very emotional video about this very touching topic. I hope you understand what the heck I'm saying.



Can you understand what I'm saying? Do you have an accent?

I LOVE YOU BYE!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

HOW TO CELEBRATE CINCO DE MAYO! OMG!

A lot of people think I am Mexican! They're wrong! I was actually born under the sea. Just kidding, I wish I was.

Even though I'm not Mexican, that is not going to stop me from celebrating Cinco de Mayo. I will shake my maracas, eat some nachos, and probably talk to a donkey during the whole day. I'm joking, please don't be offended, stop it!!!

I want everyone to celebrate this groundbreaking day, so I made a video giving YOU tips on how to celebrate it, like you mean it!



I'm actually not celebrating this day, but maybe I should?

(I didn't use a bad word in the intro, I was spoofing DailyGrace... and wearing her shirt.)

BYE! :D

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

NERD ROOM TOUR! OMG!

If you know me, have known me, know someone who knows me, or have come into close contact with me, you probably know that I am a big nerd. It's no surprise. It's not shocking. It's not a headlining story, but it should be.

I was feeling bloated yesterday, so I decided to do a little room-tour-vlog. I decided to show you some embarrassing things that lay around in my room and explain them.

Find out how the Jonas Brothers inspire me, who I want to look like, and what kind of issues I have, in the video below.



Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

HAIRY SITUATION!

I got a haircut yesterday. I don't like it, so I decided to vlog about my emotional experience.

I think the reason why I don't really like the haircut is because I haven't gotten used to it. Change is something that takes time to get used to, like Obama. I'm just kidding... I don't relly care about politics. I will eventually get used to it, and when I do, I'll probably like it. Hopefully. If not, I'll probably cry myself to sleep. ;)

Below is this heartbreaking video. :D



Have you ever gotten a weird haircut or any other weird hair experiences?

:D :D

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

BLUSHING: RED IN THE FACE!

I blush for almost anything. Knowing that you're suddenly red in the face, sweaty, and nervous, can make you feel embarrassed. I've grown to accept that I am a blusher! Yep, a blusher. Blusher sounds like a new type of candy... or a new Pokemon.

I think blushing just comes from inside your mind. If you think about it, you're going to blush. If you feel embarrassed, you're going to blush. I've realized that, so I try not to think about it so often. Instead, I make videos about my embarrassing stories. How great.

In the video below, I tell YOU how to take the attention away from your blushing, red, ketchup face, to something else. I hope you use my awesome tips. You're welcome. I'm a professional.



What do you do when you blush? How awkward do you feel?

Saturday, April 9, 2011

I AM A GREAT VOICE ACTOR!

I'm exaggerating with the title a bit...slightly.

Ever since I was a little kid, I have always liked to mimic other character's voices! I don't know why. I was obviously a weird child. So I thought I would record myself doing some of these amazing voices. My favorite is the "Mario". All others were just a "spoof" of myself trying to do voices.

What are some of your talents? I don't know if this is a talent, but I sure like to tell myself it is. And yes, I know I make weird faces throughout the whole video! lol



Later, biscuits! :D

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

MARCH FAVORITES!

If you've been on YouTube, you have probably seen that a lot of "gurus" have monthly favorites videos. In these videos, they show and talk about their favorite products from the previous month.

Since I have a YouTube channel, I decided to show off some of my favorite stuff, that I bought during March. My stuff is pretty cool, if I do say so myself. This is coming from someone who is in his last month of being a teenager, so don't take it too seriously. ;)



Until next time, biscuits!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

SOCIAL BUTTERFLY!

I've been feeling a bit "under the weather", so I decided to go exploring at Target. It's a very fine establishment, if I do say so myself. I'm sorry if the camera is a little shaky, I was very hyper and excited.

In the video below, I take you on a wild, crazy, fun, exciting, and unbelievable adventure, to buy one of the greatest video game's in the history of historic events. I hope you enjoy it because I sure did.



I hope you had fun. Until next time, biscuits. =)

Saturday, March 26, 2011

I'M BLOATED.

What is this? A too much-information- post? Yes it is.

Yesterday, I consumed a little too much salt. I don't really have salt in my "diet", so when I consume moe than needed, I get more bloated than a pufferfish. So I made a very informative video, teaching YOU, how to beat the bloat. You're welcome.

If you follow these two steps, you'll be feeling back to normal- ish...



Until next time, yo!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

HOW TO BLOW DRY YOUR HAIR, LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

Hey! Yeah, you! How are you? That's great...

Recently, I've been getting sick of waiting for my hair to dry on it's own. So I took matters into my own hands, and decided to blow dry it like it was my birthday. I decided to film it and make a complete, inspirational video out of it. You are welcome.

Below, is that video. I teach you how to blow dry your hair, like you mean it, so you can look great...or at least mediocre.


Have fun trying all these techniques.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

REBECCA BLACK-"FRIDAY'.

I'm pretty sure if you have internet connection, of friends, you've heard and seen this song and video. I'm talking about Rebecca Black's, "Friday", music video. What a bonanza!

When I first saw the video, I was pretty confused. I didn't know if the video was fake or real, but I did know that the song was catchy. Little did I know, the song would get bashed...a lot. What is worng with you, human race?

It soon became a giant ball of a viral video, and it's still spreading like viruses. I took action and made a video of me talking about this life changing song. I hope you feel the same way.



Do you like this song or not?

Later, friends. I can't wait for Friiiiiiiiiiday.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

HOW TO BE BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL!

Hey there, friends. How are you? Good? Bad? So so? That's good to hear.

Recently, I noticed that there's a lot of beauty tutorials on YouTube. I was overwhelmed by the amount, and so I decided to add to that, and make my own awesome tutorial.

This video shows you how to be BOLD and BEAUTIFUL. Let's be honest, I know a thing or two about this, so my tips are very useful. I hope you use these tips and decide to use them next time you decide to go out in public. You'll probably amaze people. You're welcome.



Later, you. :D

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Smile like you mean it.

A little while ago, I noticed that in most of my YouTube videos, I look angry. I am not an angry person! I think it's my sarcasm that makes me seem that way, but no more! I decided to make a "How To Be Happy" video and teach you how to be a smiling face of  sunshine...

Below, I give you tips on how to change your mood, what type of music to listen to, and how to dress to be a healthy, bouncing, partying, happy person. You're welcome.



Are you normally a happy person? I am. :) Just look at that smiley. It's like my twin.

Later, you. =D

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Lady Gaga "Born This Way" Spoof/Analysis.

One of my many interesting hobbies is to analyze songs. Guess what I recently did? Analyzed a song!!

I normally don't listen to "popular" music, but you can't help that when you're at a mall, in a car, and maybe at a zoo. I took note of Lady Gaga's song, "Born This Way", and noticed it was a very weird song. My brain quickly got ideas and decided to make a video.

Below, I analyze this song. It is a very emotional breakdown of this song, and I hope you enjoy and agree.



Do you like this song? I don't, but that's just me... My opinion usually doesn't matter, though.

Later, folks.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

I LOVE ASIANS! (Pokemon mall tour recap)

I don't know if you know this or not, but I love asians. I also love Pokemon. Hey, I am trying to hold on to my childhood for as long as I can.

This past weekend, I attended the Pokemon Mall Tour, promoting the new Pokemon games, Black and White. The event went on for two days and I was there for it all.

There was a stamp rally, demos of the games, coplayers, merchandise, and free prizes! It was like a freaking mini convention for Pokemon nerds! If Martin Luther King J.r was still alive, I'm sure he'd be one happy camper. Thanks Pokemon Black and White. You are bringing us all closer together.

Below, is a video I made of this experience. I hope it brings tears to your eyes...or something...



Sorry if you don't like Pokemon...eh.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

HOW TO BE EMO!

You read that title right. I recently went by my old high school and remembered a bunch of useless stuff. That's not what this is about. This is about something much more special.

I saw a bunch of kids that reminded me of myself, back in high school, of course. Now I'm an adult, aduh!
I got the idea to make a "How-to-be-an-emo-kid"  video! Guess what?! I did! I take my ideas very seriously. That's why I vlog and blog about them.

Below, is that video. I hope you use these tips wisely, with caution, and with some depression. Have fun and go wild, you wild party animal.



Later, amigos.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

I AM PATHETIC!

Did you know I recently started making videos and posting them on YouTub? Did you? Did you also know some people like being evil for no reason? Some people decided to post smart butt comments and I decided to be (sarcastic) evil and join their fun!

I hope you don't take whatever comes out of my mouth seriously...or maybe...if you want. Do what your heart tells you to do. Don't hold back. let all of your emotions out.


Later, you. :D

Saturday, February 12, 2011

HOW TO HAVE A GREAT VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

One of my favorite hobbies is to you give you tips. Guess what this next video is about? Tips. Who doesn't like tips? Evil people.

Since Valentine's Day is coming up, I decided to make a video to help you out. I don't know if you will be single, in a relationship, divorced, abusive relationship, single and depressed, or other, but I still hope you take these tips serious.



Is Valentine's Day an actual "holiday" or is it just like a "day"? I am dumb. Help me out.

Happy Valentine's Day, you.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS SUCK!

I don't know if you know this or not, but Valentine's Day is coming up faster than a choo choo train! I was feeling a bit lonely, I mean, bored, and decided to analyze some Valentine's Day cards for YOU! I hope this review/ analyzation helps you decide if you should get these cards or not. It's all up to you. I'm not going to force you into anything.



Do you like V day cards or do you think they're silly?

Later, everyone.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

WHAT'S IN A FANCY PERSON'S PACK?!

Today I bring you a video of me telling you what's inside a fancy person's backpack. Why? It's for iJustine's Vlog University! I was featured on the last episode, but I'm doing another homework assignment. Why not? I have fun doing them. You want to take that fun away from me? Do you? Why do you want to do that? Don't do that!


To be honest, I guessed... but I think I'm pretty sure these items are actually inside their packs.
Do you agree? Disagree? Pedigree... dog food?

Later, everyone. I need a cat nap. Meow.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND!

I'm back. You missed me? Me neither, but I'm back with more Awesome tips for An Amazing event! Sit down, buckle up, get your popcorn, and watch and listen to the tips that I have for you.

In this video, I give you tips on how to get a girlfriend. Anyone can use these tips! Me, my father, grandfather, uncle, nephew, dog. Girls can use these tips too. No discrimination here.


I hope these tips are useful and you are not lonely for Valentine's Day...even though I probably will.


Later, yo.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Exclusive Interview With Bob!!!

I have an interesting hobby of interviewing people. By people, I mean myself as someone else. How great.

In this video, I interview Bob. Who is Bob? What does he do? What does he like? Who is he related to? Find out in this awesome interview... maybe.



I hope you get all the answers you always wanted to know and feel very touched by this interview.
Do you know anyone named Bob? Are you a Bob? Do you like the name Bob?

Later, yo. :D

My video on iJustine's Vlog University!

One of my life goals was to be in one of iJustine's Vlog University videos! Guess what?! Give up? I was in her latest one! Last time's video involved a pirate theme. I made a video of me interviewing a pirate and it was a big mess. A good kind of mess. Below, is iJustine's video. My clip starts around the 1:40 mark.



Embarrassing and awesome at the same time! My parents are proud. Thanks iJ! :D

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Thank You and Who Am I?

Hello, home skillet biscuits. How are you? Good to hear. Really. I was starting to get worried about you. I have been great. Thank you for asking. Last week, as you know, I went to Josh Sundquist's meetup. A lot of YouTubers were there and I got to meet some of them. I quickly knew I had to make a video about that life changing experience...and I did!

Thanks to Josh Sundquist liking the video, it now has over two thousand views. Crazy. I got about One hundred and ten subscribers and a lot of comments! I was surprised, happy, and full of all sorts of emotions. So I made another one. This videos is about me thanking you, and telling you a little bit more about me. Sharing is caring! And I care a lot.



There's a lot of awkwardness going on. Meh.

Thanks again, yo. :)

Saturday, January 22, 2011

LA Josh Sundquist meetup! Meeting Josh Sundquist, iJustine, WinterSpringPro, Olga Kay, and Exotic Jess.

Do those names in the title seem familiar to you? Do they not? Why not? Where have you been? Hiding? Sleeping? Cooking? Doing homework?

Those names in the title are actually people who make YouTube videos! I've been watching their videos for some time now, so when I heard Josh Sundquist was having a meetup, I almost fell down...twice.

The actual meetup was really cool. I met Josh Sundquist, iJustine, Olga Kay, Exotic Jess and WinterSpringPro's, Brittany and Joey. They were all nice, cool, and normal. I, on the other hand, was so nervous, I think I forgot how to speak english.

Below, there are two videos. The first is of me recaping this emotional story. The second is my adventure to the meetup.
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The Meetup!


Road to the meetup!

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Thanks for reading and watching? You're cool.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

How To Be a Hipster!

One of my new hobbies is to give you Awesome tips on Amazing stuff. On this great installment, I teach you how to be a freaking hipster. You don't know what a hipster is? Don't worry, I found out a week ago. That doesn't matter now. I quickly learned and now it's time for you to learn too. You'll make people go "Hip hip, hooray!"



You're welcome. I hope you learned a lot and you share these tips with your friends, family, pets, neighbors, strangers, my neighbors, and your television.

See you later.

Vlogging to the max.

I don't know if you know this or not (Where have you been?) but I'm vlogging every day in 2011. It's mostly videos of me living in Los Angeles. It's not too late to join me. Subscribe if you want! I'm not going to force you, but it'd be nice.

1-16-2011

Jenny Craig won't stop calling me. Leave me alone.... Just kidding

1-17-2011

A random vlog of me out and about shouting at a camera. I was sober. How embarrassing for everyone that was with me.

1-18-2011

I don't know what happened here. I didn't leave my house for much, so I ended up yelling in the kitchen. What a day.

Later, dudes, duettes, mom, dad, uncle, aunt, sisters, cats.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Being sick sucks... a lot. big time.

This is how much I hate being sick. I made a video about it. It's completely useless, but why not? The creepy doll is just an added bonus. I hope you feel as emotional as I did.


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These videos are from my exploring channel. Not much exploring has been done due to my sickness. There are a lot of pets involved...in case you want to see that.

Car Vlog


Doggy Pee Time!


Mucus do suck... Just saying.

CSN Pets!

I recently came across CSN stores! They have various stores for all your needs! And I have a lot of needs. Really. My favorite has to be their Pets website. Also, these great modern rugs would go perfectly with new supplies for your furry friend, wouldn't they? Various types of rugs plus new supplies from Pets by CSN? That sounds like a winning combination. It's like a dream come true for animal lovers. I never want to wake up from this dream! Nobody pinch me.


I found this Cat cave bed that I know my cat would love. It seems comfortable, spacey, and neat. My cat would probably want to be there all the time and ignore me. I think even I would want to stick my giant head in there. You would probbaly want to do the same.
I can keep searching and searching on this website. Who knows, maybe you will like it too? Who are we kidding? Of course you will. Check them out!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Being sick sucks.

This week I've been sick. I think it might be the common cold. I thought it was the swine flu, but let's face it, that's out of style now. I've been consuming a lot of oranges and tangerines. I read that it's no use to eat so many Vitamin C rich food when you have a cold because you already have the "germs". Who cares...I keep telling myself it's helping.

(Home grown. I should be a farmer.)

Good thing there's orange and tangerine trees here because I can pick them on my own...I feel like an ape.

                            
(They were good. Too bad they have seeds in them. Seeds make me want to punch myself in the face.)

What do you do when you're sick? What makes you feel better? I don't like taking drugs. I like getting better naturally. How great.
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In unrelated, but kind of news, here's the latest vlog of my life this year. I went to BestBuy. Everyone thought I was high on drugs. I wasn't. It's called having a cold...or rabies.

January 10 2011 Vlog

Saturday, January 8, 2011

How to party!

In this life changing video, I give you tips on how to party. I know what you're thinking, how great! Actually, I've only been to about three parties in my great life. I guess all the invitations have been lost or stolen.

 Partying is like being in a rollercoaster. It might have it's ups and downs, but in the end, you had fun....unless you're me. I hope these tips will make you go "Wow, someone get me a party hat and cake, I want to party!"



Do you like to party? What's your favorite kind of party? Friends party? Birthday party? Clown party?
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Day 7. 1-7-2011

This is day seven of my 2011 year. I went to Petco and interacted with my best friends. How cool is that? Very cool. So cool, I'm freezing. I'm an ice cube.



Later, you.

Friday, January 7, 2011

January 6 2011 vlog.



Here's just a random vlog about January 6th. I visited an IHOP for the first time in my life. I ordered a salad and fruit bowl. Nothing special. The again, I'm vegan, so I didn't have too many options. I rate IHOP a D+/1/5. I didn't feel like hoping out of there, sorry pancakes.

After eating a whole bunch of stuff we could have lived without, my family and I went to the hospital. Hold your needles, it was for my mom's MRI. It was pretty boring. Sorry mom, it was boring. I still love you though...if that helps. It better.

Do you like pancakes? Do you like hospitals? Cool. I don't.

See you next time!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Exclusive interview with a pirate! sort of...

You read that right! I managed to snag an exclusive interview with a pirate. I made this for iJustine's "Vlog University". It's probably the only school I'll attend now. The "homework assignment" was to do something with a pirate theme. I took this idea very seriously and found the pirate inside of me. I hope you get the answers you wanted to know. It changed my life.



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In case you didn't know, I'm vlogging (video blogging) every day in 2011. Why? I don't know.  It has been an interesting so far, but it'll only get better. Below are some videos from the start of the year. How great.